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British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 17:02
par henry price
After the invasion by the French horde was successfully repelled by our gallant heroes, a reprisal force is due to land at the ancient British outpost of Roscoff on Monday 6th May.
The plan is to retake the Ardeche region for Queen and country
This landing force will consist of Lord Merivale, Lord Eades of Dorking, Commander Tiny Tim of Connexions, Lord Henry, and a new recruit Marshall Oliver Buxton.
The force will march through Brittany to meet with the local resistance force at Parthanay, united with the local militia they will proceed to the next local resistance at Pontamur who has been spying out the land for a number of years as a sleeper spy, and has been so embroiled into the local society evn the local Mayor has been fooled and employed him.
Thus rampaging and pillaging the enlarged conquering heroic force will head towards Vaonosc to engage in the final battle to retake the traditional area of France which for so many years was under English rule.
The heroes will be carry all their own provisions so as not to be poisoned by the local fare, Meat rations in the form of Spam, Pickled onions, Branston Pickle, Cheddar Cheese, , this will ensure that the army remain healthy.
If any French locals wish to surrender to the superior English force and travel in company a route map will be posted.
Lord Henry Rockhampton
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 17:06
par henry price
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Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 17:47
par Ded31
henry price a écrit :<iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Roscoff,+France&daddr=47.3635789,-2.0113306+to:46.6647929,-0.2471086+to:45.8670604,2.6708744+to:45.5969437,3.0160893+to:45.495849,3.6117+to:Vanosc,+France&geocode=FbeA5wIdUzDD_ylnXK1-ReETSDFFSFvQ-e_afg%3BFfq10gIdPk_h_ymh_vTyR38FSDHmAGo6GrPiEg%3BFVgMyAIdvDr8_ykVJsgP-m0HSDHf_fzDDXbRYA%3BFTTguwIdGsEoAClF0WmThWf3RzGUcQP-aJswig%3BFQ_BtwIdmQUuAClNwpCB0gf3RzGCUpHfrH7Zqg%3BFSk2tgIdNBw3ACnpU2ABqGP2RzFu7aoIP2MoSw%3BFQwPsgIdqWtFACmPOu_sowz1RzGQgevLrzwJBA&aq=0&oq=vanosc&sll=45.496722,3.479919&sspn=0.949116,2.705383&hl=en&mra=dpe&mrsp=5&sz=9&via=1,2,3,4,5&ie=UTF8&ll=45.496722,3.479919&spn=0.949116,2.705383&t=m&output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&source=embed&saddr=Roscoff,+France&daddr=47.3635789,-2.0113306+to:46.6647929,-0.2471086+to:45.8670604,2.6708744+to:45.5969437,3.0160893+to:45.495849,3.6117+to:Vanosc,+France&geocode=FbeA5wIdUzDD_ylnXK1-ReETSDFFSFvQ-e_afg%3BFfq10gIdPk_h_ymh_vTyR38FSDHmAGo6GrPiEg%3BFVgMyAIdvDr8_ykVJsgP-m0HSDHf_fzDDXbRYA%3BFTTguwIdGsEoAClF0WmThWf3RzGUcQP-aJswig%3BFQ_BtwIdmQUuAClNwpCB0gf3RzGCUpHfrH7Zqg%3BFSk2tgIdNBw3ACnpU2ABqGP2RzFu7aoIP2MoSw%3BFQwPsgIdqWtFACmPOu_sowz1RzGQgevLrzwJBA&aq=0&oq=vanosc&sll=45.496722,3.479919&sspn=0.949116,2.705383&hl=en&mra=dpe&mrsp=5&sz=9&via=1,2,3,4,5&ie=UTF8&ll=45.496722,3.479919&spn=0.949116,2.705383&t=m" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small>]
Very complex the English
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 17:49
par Marco
We'll waiting you on a strong foot !
Our massive weapons will be saucisson, camembert (and certainly few of other 364 french end terrific cheeses whose secret we have), baguette and good red wine !
You will not be win this final struggle against frenchy way of life!
Be welcome !
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 17:56
par Daniel78
Hey guys!
The last message from Lord Henry Rockhampton has been cyphered.
Probably in order to keep secret the British invasion plan.
But I have transmitted it to our brilliant intelligence service, and they succeeded in breaking the code!
Here it is their secret route:
=>
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=Ros ... ,5&t=m&z=7 
See you soon lads.
And be prepared!
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 18:09
par JacquesD
The most effective weapon remains, I believe, the frog legs and snails.
Beueueuaaaark.
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 18:12
par poalaboi
Very very pleased to meet you,
Have a good trip
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 18:19
par T Max 66
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Henry n forgets not your onions, Druid is crazy about it (he n is not the only one)
when you go debarquez of Roscof jusqu has Poitiers, you go to be bored the road is straight
Safe journey has you
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Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 19:29
par Lapin02
T Max 66 a écrit :.
Henry n forgets not your onions, Druid is crazy about it (he n is not the only one)
when you go debarquez of Roscof jusqu has Poitiers, you go to be bored the road is straight
Safe journey has you
.
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 19:32
par Captain Bertie
poalaboi a écrit :Very very pleased to meet you,
Have a good trip
He is the traitor !
Let's torture him by forcing him to eat living snails and frogs and to drink Isawood's green mixture !
Haro sur les Godons !
Captain (cruel) Bertie
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 20:08
par Lapin02
Va falloir organiser qques embuscades sur leur route ....
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 20:15
par eric86
Nos amis passent par Poitiers, mais cela risque de rouler un peu vite pour mon side-car
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 23:28
par T Max 66
eric86 a écrit :Nos amis passent par Poitiers, mais cela risque de rouler un peu vite pour mon side-car
T as qu a bouffer l oignon au Henry et ton biniou va avancer
Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 23:39
par T Max 66
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J emmenerai molds(mussels) and squids has our chere Henry, has defaut it will have ca has food
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Re: British Heroes plan to retake France.
Posté : 27 avr. 2013, 23:41
par T Max 66
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And I can take a voucher little because I come in Japanese
